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"Give us language to express

the timing of the endlessness.

Give us language to impress

our forms upon the emptiness.

As interns of eternity

in turn

we shall eternal be"

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The Michaelangelo that can be googled is not The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo.


The Ungoogleable is The Unspeakable, The Unquantifyable, The Uncharted. 

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Originating in The Netherlands,

The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo is a creator of cosmic, comedic, and contemplative content.

He is a multi-dimensional artist with a psychoactive personality. Equipped with a quickSilver tongue and mercurial mind, he utilizes pareidolia, wit, wordplay, and a 6th sense of humor to mindfully investigate where the limits of language meet the fringes of reality.


His work finds expression through visual art, written and spoken word, music, film and performance.


He is the host and creator of the podcast Self Portraits As Other People.

He is none of the things he says he is, and more.




For the price of a regular coffee, you can become a "Patreot" to The Ungoogleable imagiNation, which grants you access to exclusive behind-the-seen transmissions that can be found nowhere else. Snoop around to unearth and sample public posts.

All of this was made possible by

The Aleatoric Organization

in association with

The Divined Design