The Ungoogleable is The Unspeakable, The Unquantifyable, The Uncharted. 

The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo is a creator of cosmic, comedic, and contemplative content. He is a multi-dimensional artist with a psychoactive personality. He utilizes wit, wordplay, and a 6th sense of humor to mindfully investigate where the limits of language meet the fringes of reality. His work finds expression through visual art, written and spoken word, music, film and performance. He is also the host and creator of the podcast Self Portraits As Other People.

He is none of the things he says he is, and more.

"Give us language to express

the timing of the endlessness.

Give us language to impress

our forms upon the emptiness.

As interns of eternity

in turn

we shall eternal be"

"Dazzlingly prodigious... [Michaelangelo's] multiple talents resemble siddhis..." -Jasun Horsley, author of Prisoner of Infinity

"One of the most creative and talented minds out there right now." -Colin Frangicetto, artist & guitarist of Circa Survive

"Slick mercurial vanguard... whose creativity is too extensive for a single set of senses" -Michael Garfield, artist & host of Future Fossils Podcast

"Michaelangelo is a combination of Robin Williams, Michael Winslow, and Terence Mckenna all in one. A fascinating character." -Ramin Nazer, artist & host of The Rainbow Brainskull Podcast

The Universe was put together at the last moment. And seeing how this moment is, still, that moment, this site is, also, evermore under construction. Please check back often, or sign up for the newsletter if you wish you remain in-the-know of noteworthy improvements.


This is the journey of the inwards gaze, and the outwards ways in which that journey distorts and contorts itself into expression. In order to grasp the ungraspable, we must learn to warp our minds around it. In order to outwit the impossible, we must learn to disguise the limit.


I often speak the kind of riddled,

tongue-twisted banter you'd overhear

at a mixer of tricksters.

I assure you, I'm not saying

what you think I'm saying.

I speak wet ink. I speak fluent Rorschach.

You are thinking what you think I'm saying.

Customize your pandemic experience by wearing a mask that simultaneously expresses your excitement to be alive and your mortal fear by repping your inner grinning reaper with this X-Ray Smile Face Mask.

Screen Shot 2020-07-22 at 10.00.27
heyokaALT cover.jpg

Visual Art



heyoka cover.jpg




© 2020 by The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo

  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • Twitter