"Give us language to express
the timing of the endlessness.
Give us language to impress
our forms upon the emptiness.
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As interns of eternity
in turn
we shall eternal be"
The Ungoogleable is The Unspeakable, The Unquantifyable, The Uncharted.
The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo is a creator of cosmic, comedic, and contemplative content. He is a multi-dimensional artist with a psychoactive personality. He utilizes wit, wordplay, and a 6th sense of humor to mindfully investigate where the limits of language meet the fringes of reality. His work finds expression through visual art, written and spoken word, music, film and performance. He is also the host and creator of the podcast Self Portraits As Other People.
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He is none of the things he says he is, and more.
"Dazzlingly prodigious... [Michaelangelo's] multiple talents resemble siddhis..." -Jasun Horsley, author of Prisoner of Infinity
"One of the most creative and talented minds out there right now." -Colin Frangicetto, artist & guitarist of Circa Survive
The Michaelangelo that can be googled is not The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo.
"[Michaelangelo is] a multi-talented, psychedelicized, and exceptionally witty [...] wordsmith with a great gift for impressions, puns, neologisms, and accents." -Erik Davis, author of Techgnosis
"Slick mercurial vanguard... whose creativity is too extensive for a single set of senses" -Michael Garfield, artist & host of Future Fossils Podcast
"Michaelangelo is a combination of Robin Williams, Michael Winslow, and Terence Mckenna all in one. A fascinating character." -Ramin Nazer, artist & host of The Rainbow Brainskull Podcast
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This is the journey of the inwards gaze, and the outwards ways in which that journey distorts and contorts itself into expression. In order to grasp the ungraspable, we must learn to warp our minds around it. In order to outwit the impossible, we must learn to disguise the limit.
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Writings
I often speak the kind of riddled,
tongue-twisted banter you'd overhear
at a mixer of tricksters.
I assure you, I'm not saying
what you think I'm saying.
I speak wet ink. I speak fluent Rorschach.
You are thinking what you think I'm saying.
Visual Art
Podcast
Music
