"Give us language to express

the timing of the endlessness.

Give us language to impress

our forms upon the emptiness.

As interns of eternity

in turn

we shall eternal be"

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The Michaelangelo that can be googled is not The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo.

The Ungoogleable is The Unspeakable, The Unquantifyable, The Uncharted. 


Originating in The Netherlands,

The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo is a creator of cosmic, comedic, and contemplative content.

He is a multi-dimensional artist with a psychoactive personality. Equipped with a quickSilver tongue and mercurial mind, he utilizes wit, wordplay, and a 6th sense of humor to mindfully investigate where the limits of language meet the fringes of reality. His work finds expression through visual art, written and spoken word, music, film and performance. He is also the host and creator of the podcast Self Portraits As Other People.

He is none of the things he says he is, and more.

"Dazzlingly prodigious... [Michaelangelo's] multiple talents resemble siddhis..." -Jasun Horsley, author of Prisoner of Infinity

"[Michaelangelo is] a multi-talented, psychedelicized, and exceptionally witty [...] wordsmith with a great gift for impressions, puns, neologisms, and accents." -Erik Davis, author of Techgnosis

"One of the most creative and talented minds out there right now." -Colin Frangicetto, artist & guitarist of Circa Survive

"Michaelangelo is a combination of Robin Williams, Michael Winslow, and Terence Mckenna all in one. A fascinating character." -Ramin Nazer, artist & host of The Rainbow Brainskull Podcast

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Stuck in your creative process? Lost for words?

Need a pithy slogan that encapsulates your brand

or distills your complex idea into catchy one-liner?

Seeking someone to direct your video?

Need artwork for your wall or the cover of your book, album, or business? 

Contact me for creative consultations,

brain-storming sessions,

commissions, or general curiosities. 

"Slick mercurial vanguard... whose creativity is too extensive for a single set of senses" -Michael Garfield, artist & host of Future Fossils Podcast

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New Podcast episode

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New Artworks in the Print Shop


New Patreon exclusive short story that recounts the details of a recent ac(c)ident, when a wooden Indiana Jones bridge collapsed from under me and sent my partner and I plummeting into the abyss below. 

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“Silent Scream” offers an intimate look at new, emergent motifs in a forthcoming body of work by SORNE. This single-take, live performance was recorded at his studio, July 2021.

Film by Ungoogleably Yours (Void Denizen)

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This is the journey of the inwards gaze, and the outwards ways in which that journey distorts and contorts itself into expression. In order to grasp the ungraspable, we must learn to warp our minds around it. In order to outwit the impossible, and see past obstacle illusions, we must learn to disguise the limit.

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I often speak the kind of riddled,

tongue-twisted banter you'd overhear

at a mixer of tricksters.

I assure you, I'm not saying

what you think I'm saying.

I speak wet ink. I speak fluent Rorschach.

You are thinking what you think I'm saying.

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Visual Art

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