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"Give us language to express

the timing of the endlessness.

Give us language to impress

our forms upon the emptiness.

As interns of eternity

in turn

we shall eternal be"

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The Michaelangelo that can be googled is not The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo.

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The Ungoogleable is The Unspeakable, The Unquantifyable, The Uncharted. 

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Originating in The Netherlands,

The Ungoogleable Michaelangelo is a creator of cosmic, comedic, and contemplative content.

Also known as a "Bardo Bard", he is a multi-dimensional artist with a psychoactive personality. Equipped with a quickSilver tongue and mercurial mind, he utilizes pareidolia, wit, wordplay, and a 6th sense of humor to mindfully investigate where the limits of language meet the fringes of reality.

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His work finds expression through visual art, written and spoken word, music, film, performance, and Oracular Interactions.

He is the host and creator of the podcast Self Portraits As Other People, and the author of The He & The She of It and Impatient Transformations.

He is none of the things he says he is, and more.

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Patreon

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For the price of a regular coffee, you can become a "Patreot" to The Ungoogleable imagiNation, which grants you access to exclusive behind-the-seen transmissions that can be found nowhere else. You can activate a 7-day free trial by entering through the "threshold dose" tier.

All of this was made possible by

The Aleatoric Organization

in association with

The Divined Design

I also raise the dead for a living. 

 

I offer the service of writing, recording, and performing voice-overs that bare uncanny resemblance to the voices of dearly departed psychedelic celebrities such as Terence Mckenna, Tim Leary, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs and others (some alive, e.g. Werner Herzog, Zizek, Peterson, etc).

 

Contact me for inquiries.

Praise for The Ungoogleable

"One of the most creative and talented minds out there right now." -Colin Frangicetto, artist & guitarist of Circa Survive

"[Michaelangelo is] a multi-talented, psychedelicized, and exceptionally witty [...] wordsmith with a great gift for impressions, puns, neologisms, and accents." -Erik Davis, author of Techgnosis

"Michaelangelo is a combination of Robin Williams, Michael Winslow, and Terence Mckenna all in one. A fascinating character." -Ramin Nazer, artist & host of The Rainbow Brainskull Podcast

"...an exceptional mind. [...] It was said that Stanley Kubrick, whenever he said anything, spoke on four different levels at once. The literal, the metaphorical, the allegorical, and the spiritual. Michaelangelo has a similar multi-dimensional lexicon." -Charles Shaw, filmmaker, author of Exile Nation

"Slick mercurial vanguard... whose creativity is too extensive for a single set of senses" -Michael Garfield, artist & host of Future Fossils Podcast

"A modern master of the gnomic aphorism." -JF Martel, author of Reclaiming Art in the Age of Artifice, host of Weird Studies

"Dazzlingly prodigious... [Michaelangelo's] multiple talents resemble siddhis..." -Jasun Horsley, author of Prisoner of Infinity

"Extraordinary! An intellectual tour-de-force!" -Anthony Peake, author of The Daemon: A Guide To Your Extraordinary Secret Self

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Find yourself stuck in your creative process?

Lost for words?

I am confident I can help you unblock your creative flow

with the ease of a genie granting a wish...

Need a pithy slogan that encapsulates your brand

or distills the complex themes it embodies into an essence?

Seeking someone to direct your music video?

Need a promo video for your book or product line?

Seeking original artwork for your wall

or the cover of your book, album, or business? 

Or wish to engage in an Oracular Interaction?

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for creative consultations, brain-storming sessions, commissions, or general curiosities.

“Michaelangelo has one of the most dynamic arsenals I’ve encountered in all my artistic undertakings. He has a mastery of language and great philosophical depth, coupled with a sincere and unencumbered collaborative spirit. He knows how to nurture and expand a creative idea, and how to strategize about actualizing and presenting it. He’s been instrumental for me both with tangibles like brand development and website design, and in the conceptual territory of defining my space as an artist and activist. I highly recommend him for consultation, ideation and collaboration.” -Nathan Dufour Oglesby, PhD, writer / rapper / educator @ Nathanology

Visual Art

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click above for a Micro Dose of Art

This is the journey of the inwards gaze, and the outwards ways in which that journey distorts and contorts itself into expression. 

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click above for a Heroic Dose of Art

Music

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Canvas and Poster Prints, varying sizes & prices

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